MOM JUST 5 more min!!!

Growing, up My mom woke us up at 6 am during school season and always had a yummy breakfast on the table. She made the most yummy breakfasts. I loved the Chocolate Cream O Wheat, and her cheese biscuits with Hot Ovaltine to drink... YUM......the only thing was I HATED waking up that early. I would grudgingly eat the delicious food and go back into a deep sleep like I did after breakfast for 45 min (if possible), then get ready for school. I would be so excited for Saturdays (if I didn't have soccer) I'd sleep in until 1:00 pm or later.

I also remember thinking... I can't wait for summer so I can sleep in; and I dread the day when I have to get up early and get my kids breakfast and ready for school. It's funny because I would think about that all the time and how I would hate it to death!!!!

Well My 3 year old is in Preschool and Although I don't get up at 6 to get him ready I still have to do it. I only need to have him at school by 9:00 and I only live 10min away.

What a chore it is to get him up make him go pee in the toilet, get his clothes on ( which He HAS to choose em.... mainly his Green shirt), attempt to get him to eat breakfast ( which he tries to get the potty treats I have above the computer instead of his waffles, or cereal etc.).

Then I change Phoenix's diaper ( which is the hardest thing to do in the world!!!! talk about HOLD STILL) and only put a T-shirt on him because changing his diaper was hard enough... why do I want to try and put on two pieces of clothing after that experience.

ALRIGHT LETS GET IN THE CAR!!!! (Smell.......) Ryker did you poo in your Pull ups? NOOOOOO take off the shoes pull off the pants wipe the ass, put on the new pull up put on the pants and shoes. PHOENIX, NOOOOO where's your diaper!!! He pulls em off all the time! HURRY and wrestle spike to the ground put on his diaper ---- he runs away. Run and grab spike hold him in a barrel position grab ryker and his back pack.!!!!

FINALLY we MADE IT TO THE GARAGE!!!!!!!!!! Now, I just have to make it into the car.

RYKER WILL YOU PLEASE GET INTO YOUR SEAT!!!! I'M TRYING TO BUCKLE IN (a way to wiggly) PHOENIX!!!

MOMMY MOMMY COTTER COTTER ( rykers word for helicopter). Almost every morning behind our house ;(which is a park the court house and lots of government buildings) A helicopter flies down there and ryker loves it. Ryker doesn't budge until he can't see it anymore. finally the 'Cotter' Is gone!!! Ryker climbs up into his seat and I buckle him in. I finally sit down (dripping with sweat) and turn on the car.

The Mornings down Watson BLVD are super duper busy very traffic-ie and there are a TON of stupid, idiodic, beyond slow drivers; that have never drivin outside of warner robins itself (luckily my little boxcar fits into small spaces so i can cut people off very easily if i'm in a hurry). I love my drives to school after I've gone through the hectic morning Routine.... I turn on the New morning show (Kidd Kradic) and sarinely drive to school with they busy traffic. Did i mention I have killer Road Rage???

It's Amazing after all that goes on in the morning I'm not flipping people off. That happens in the afternoon when I don't feel so hectic to pick up ryker. ( ha ha ha just kidding)

All in All I'm just saying Mothers are Mothers for a reason. Fathers can do what we do (if needed or wanted), But We're the best at it, even if it takes a xanax, a anti depressant and a diet coke

my life as an adult drama queen

I have this crazy New neighbor that lives across the street. We've all met a person like my across the street neighbor---very Narcissistic ( even though very UN-attractive), everything is always about them, everything needs to be done for them, if you do something really nice for them it's never good enough, very paranoid and much much more. Well I had been watching soap operas ( i know i know you don't need to say anything), until I met this person). She kept calling me all the time which was and is completely annoying, but she had all these outrageous stories ;some true, some totally NOT true ( but I pretended to believe it) because she was so entertaining. But not in the way you think. Its just fun when you know someone is lying, because it just makes them look soooo stupid.... like in the events below.She's trying to keep up with the Jones' ,but the funny part is She's using Tyler and I as her "Jones" Family. I find that hilarious, since we are military and we don't make jack squat in $$$.And from what she tells me they make a whole LOT OF IT. But if you went over to her house, you'd BEG to differ ( and then you'd realise that she was lying).At first I felt sorry for her, she doesn't want people to know they don't have alot of money, She tells me almost everyday that her husband doesn't love her and she hates him, and she's looking for a reason for a divorce. But then after a few weeks of getting to know them. I don't feel sorry for her at all, I don't even pity her. And instead of staying away from her crazy behaviour I decided to use it for my own personal entertainment.(Its sooo wrong but I have to talk about it I HAVE TO.)So anyway She'd tell me how much her and her husband hated each other, and she told me how he came here from Guatemala from a work visa, and when it expired he went back to Guatemala . But then he came back here Illegally, all for her ( but if you saw her, you'd be like really, for you???). Then he Knocked her up and then they got married when she was like 8 months preggers.Hmmmm I wonder why he came back????? GREEN CARD ANYONE--Although she doesn't admit it, she has to know that's the only reason why he married her;he's definitely a hell of a lot better looking than she is.(i know i'm totally rude)So anyway one morning she called me and asked if she could come over; i said sure and then she began to tell me That she slept with her husbands brother! I literally was speechless ( not because its adultery, but because EWE (and again) REALLY?Every morning or whenever she would just pop on over to my house and tell more and more of this story and so much of it was OBVIOUSLY STRETCHING the Truth, it was hard to contain my excitement for my own real life Soap opera. I thought you couldn't make this stuff up but apparently you can.Well after her husband went to court for 3 DUI's ( and didn't even go to jail btw), she told me that he found out about her little alleged affair. In my mind i couldn't get anymore excited, it was like the beginning of the second season of a great new TV show. She was starting to tell me that her husbands cousin was now hitting on her, trying to get some action ( it was really hard for me to contain my laughter, but i did it). Then she said that One night after they had all been drinking that her husband beat the crap out of his friend.... for fliriting with her. a few days later she then said, that same night this friend took advantage of her, I said I though your husband be the crap out of him so i left.... she tried to manipulate the story into her "getting raped". I know it was a lie, too many twists and turns and nothing made sense. But it was so entertaining i let it be.So anyway after all that, her Affair story started to get boring and dumb and she was telling me the same things over and over again. So that was that.about two weeks ago she had invited me over for dinner. She asked me to bring over a queso dip that she liked and broiling pans. She told me that she was making jalepeno poppers ( I had given her the recipe). Well the plan was I would go over at 6ish for dinner. I told her not to worry about making anything for my boys (since they are picky and they eat fairly early). Well she didn't even get home until 7. She calls me and says in a rushed voice, are you ever comin over? And I'm like ya, I was just waiting for you!!!So i get over there and she hands me the ingredients for the jalepenos! So i said do you want me to put this over here? She said ya you can start makin em over there. I was shocked, because she invited me over for dinner , i didn't think i had to acutally MAKE IT. So i was like okay. And the thing about the Jalepenos, they are very tedious to make! you have to cut em in half, de seed and de vein, dry em, then stuff em and wrap with bacon. Its very time consuming. So I made em and it took like 45 min. so it was like 7:45 ( my boys go to bed at 8;30-9 ish). In the mean time she was making pizzas out of pilsbury biscuits and she was making alot of em and so i asked are there alot of people coming over and she said no. then she asked ryker if he wanted one and I said he already ate, she looked at me like she was gonna kill me then she said WELL I BETTER STOP MAKING THESE THEN. So i reminded her that she wasn't supposed to make food for my boys. then she asked me Where is the queso? I left it on my counter! I said I'll hurry and go get it and she said (very annoyed) Fine go get it. It took all but two seconds. I get back and she says Where are the chips? I said You only told me to bring over the queso!!! She said I guess i better go to the convient store and get some chips. so she went and got some but by the time she got back it was like 9:00, my boys were crying and were sooo tired. I said I have to take my boys home. She said are you coming back??? I said no they have to go to sleep. Then she said well I want to borrow a movie. Ok fine come over and borrow one. No why dont you choose one and bring it over? No, i have to put my kids down to sleep! well it will be easier for you since you're gonna be over there already. BUT I"M PUTTING MY KIDS TO BED, i said fine so i got a movie and took it over.see what a wack a doo!!! despite how crazy she is--- i never get sick of telling that story.

a Warm Awakening

This morning My boys woke up at about 6:30. I put on a movie in my bedroom for them and I fell back asleep since i didn't have to get up till 8.

about 45 min into my morning nap, I was awakend by a warm stream of urine on my back!!! My one year olds diaper came off and he pee'd on me!!!!!

Thanfully I have one of those waterproof pads on top of my mattress and thankfully I was going to change the sheets anyway today.

I've been getting silly little suprises like that lately!!! last week or so... My 3 yr old woke me up by saying MAMA WAKE UP and I opened my eyes and saw a bare butt in my face and then he sat on my face.

He also Keeps peeing in the empty bath tub or off the deck ha ha ha. ( so uncivilized)

And My one year old always has his hand down his diaper... it's like his worry stone down there.

I love my boys.

50 things about moi!!!

1-I like to confuse people about what race I am ... I always tell people something different. Latina, Polynesian, Italian, just a really tan white person etc.

2-I'm very needy- I make my sister Fly down When I'm lonely... I Even convinced her to move down here LOL. Thank goodness she loves me.

3-I love stupid silly comedies-Blades of Glory, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Zoo Lander etc.

4-I love love love music

5- I love having people over for dinner. because I love cooking for people.

6-I like to shock people with my wits- I like to make people say OMG!

7-I'm pretty shy unless we are pretty well acquainted. (Shocking I know).

8-I don't like to talk on the phone... I prefer Texting- less awkward for me.

9-I'm kind of a clean Freak- I really want to buy a Carpet Cleaner (i'm totally a house Wife aren't I).

10-I love to be spontaneous(and witty) on my terms--- I'm very demanding I guess

11-I love being surrounded by people but I'm such a Homebody that I'd prefer to have people come over rather than go to somebody Else's house.

12-I love pictures and scrap booking

13-I'm crafty--- I'm making Vases and Bowls out of Magazines!!!

14-The People that Know me the most accept me for who I am--- they Know me from the inside out... they know all my dirty little secrets lol.

15-I love Dancing and singing really loud while I clean (which is almost all day everyday

16-I hate Missed connections--- I miss so many people, that I haven't talked to in Years... It's soooo sad.

17-I secretly want to be a soap star LoL

18-I love watching UFC and fighting... I love IT

19-I have a boxing bag and I hit it everyday and I have a spinning bike and I use it everyday

20-I would love to Kick box in a ring and beat the crap out of somebody and then show my battle-wounds off

21-I want to die while riding a Roller Coaster when I'm 89 years old ( I know very weird... but at least I'm gonna die doing something I loved)

22-I like to tell people that my dog is half Wolfe so they get really scared ( even though he's just G-Shepherd)

23-My husband and I would like to live in Southern Utah after the Military life.

24- I want to be a Nurse Anesthetist

25-I mainly wanted to go into the Medical feild so I could wear Comfy Scrubs... lol

26-candy, ice cream, potato chips

27-live,LAUGH,love

28-I love my boys, they are hilarious

29-I love my boxcar (scion xb) I know its funky looking but Its like driving a short bus ha ha ha.

30-I never spend what I don't have

31-I like making people happy, which can be bad because sometimes I tell them what they want to hear.

32-did I say candy, ice cream and potato chips????

33-I really love kick boxing and Spinning It makes me feel like a bad A**

34-The people that know me best, think that I couldn't possibly shock them anymore.... then I do and I love it

35-I let my kids run around naked

36-I'd rather be confronted than be talked about behind my back..... I've gone through alot of crap.... A few words Aint gonna hurt.... I usually stand by what I say anyways

37-I wish I was taller--- I've got Junk in the trunk...

38-I wish I was fluent in Spanish---i'm working on it. Same with my little ones too.

39-will You rub my back please????

40-I hate play groups--- i don't know why Mom's feel the need to compete with each other... so I avoid em at all costs.

41-Audrey Hepburn Is still the Most Beautful Woman in the World - I love her

42-I love musicals- 7 brides for 7 brothers,west side story,phantom, Aida, Les Miz... etc

43-I love Italian food YUM and Mexican food YUMMMMMM

44-You may say you gained weight during your pregnancies.... I gained more curves and I like em.

45-I played on a U-19 indoor team but I was the only 19 year old everyone else was 14- and 15 needless to say I kicked A** ha ha ha

46-I love the show weeds and Dexter

47-There is only One Celebrity who makes me blush when i see him on TV --- Shemar Moore ( from Criminal Minds)

48-I love giving my kids candy--- and I don't care what you crazy moms say

49-I don't like the military life but I'm friggin proud of my soldier and all soldiers

50-I would love to stay here in the south if My whole entire Family moved down here too.

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Just when I think that I have a grip on things, everything falls out of place or goes Chaotic. Or the otherway round... when I don't think I can do anymore I get one moment for like 5 min where its just peace.

Finally My 3 year old is potty trained!!!

He poo's in the toilet and Pee's off our deck.

But at least I'm not changing his diaper anymore.

He loves going to the bathroom in public places!! Which I'm glad he doesn't just pee his pants because that could ruin grocery shopping for me ( until megan gets here).

I'm starting week 3 of Tylers deployment today. The days have seemed to run into each other so its kind of relieving knowing there are only approx 9 weeks left ( i hope).

Rykers back to school night is on thursday and he starts school on monday!!! WAHOO!!! I just have to get through this week.

In the mornings I listen to 97.1 zht the z morning zoo ( in SLC) Online. Yesterday they said to check out this blog called 'menthatlooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com' it was sooo funny and it cheered me up. I wrote the radio station and told them how much it made me laugh and how hard it was to make me laugh these days since this was like the 3-4 time tyler is deployed. So they gave me a Shout out This morning on the radio! It was sooo cool!

So I've got my new spinning bike and I love it. I use it everyday. I use it while i eat, talk on the phone, watch tv and listen to my ipod all at the same time. Its sooo great!!

My garage sale is this weekend also and I should make a lot of money money money!!! Which will be fun because I don't have any outstanding bills or notices or anything. so I can use it or save it for whatever!

My boys are constantly getting into anything and everything. And they get into sooo much trouble. There is Mascara All over the walls and crayon on the tables. and chocolate milk on the carpet. But I love them as crazy as they are and I wouldn't change an ounce of their crazy personalities