turkey legs and candy canes

I remember when My oldest nephew (porter) was born 11 years ago,  and My oldest Niece (Ashlyn) born 9 years ago!!  Now both are Grown, and both gorgeous and smart!!!

Then came Kaiden!  He was born in a tornado-and that's very unique because He is very unique!

  Then Lincoln (jodi Said he looked like E.T when he was born but I thought he was totally cute), when he was learning to walk, he would hold both of his hands in the air, and it reminded me of an oompa loompa.  Oh and he has some great manners too!

 Then Ella, She was born in Massachuesettes, but I got to see her when she was only about a month old, and she is sweet and sassy and I mean sassy .  

Rylee was born just a couple months before I was due so I didn't get to hold her new, but After Ryker was born, Kamea came a week later and then Flora came! And those kids were all babies together and now they are 3 years old and its insane!!!  they are gonna be the furious 4!  It should be lots of fun! they will play princesses but Ryker will be either the prince or the bad guy.... should be fun!

Then came Little Acadia! She is Too cute for her own good.  I was thankfully here (since ty was deployed) and I got to see her (through the window) at the nursery.  Then a few months ago My son threw a big ole sit on car at her head!  (I'm sorry Darling!) 

Phoenix- he's my baby boy so I could brag but we already know he's a cutie batutie

And Barry Baer!   I rarely have seen him but when I saw him in June and He looks just like my brother Cory. I can only imagine how much he's grown since then!!! I can't wait to see him next  I hope I get to see him for a day or two when we come home for christmas.

Then Bodee!!!! Oh my bodilicious Bodee!!! - It was so fun when Molly told me she was preggers!  PRICELESS!  Anyway,I miss him, I got to be with baby bodee from sept to oct and he was sooo small and cute and made the funniest faces!  I can't wait to see him too!

Then baby Peanut---- not born yet but in about july, I can't wait to meet him/her!

I love all these kids sooo much!!!! They make me smile soooo much!

I am such a dork!!!!

Today We were talking about Toy Story Since ryker has been really into it lately.  We were sitting at the table and I started talking about "Bud Lightyear".    Tyler kept saying Bud lightyear?  I'd say Yes Bud Lightyear!!! I had no clue that I wasn't saying BUZZ lightyear.  I am such a dork!!!

Oh my gosh I saw the most AWESOME MULLET today!!!! It was prolly the best (well worst) one in the whole entire world!!!!!   This guy who was prolly 6ft 5in just strolls down the aisles of Walmart today and Ty and I both looked and we stopped in our tracks and literally we both said WHOA!!!!    Ok so he had brownish greyish hair, and the top of the mullet was a good 5-6 inchs tall in fluff (think of Cramer from Seinfeld) then the sides were fluffy and then this long long tattered Mullet tail!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!   I feel kinda bad because both ty and I looked at it and then we looked at each other and started laughing Hysterically!!!! Man I wish I had a camera for that.  

you know, I thought that I couldn't be shocked anymore by the people I see down here.  But You walk into the Walmart and You've got a Funky fun surprise everytime you go!!!  

I guess that is one thing thats good about Warner Robins, because you don't really get good stuff like that in Utah.

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What do you think about that????

So, You know when You see the person at the Store with the bag of Chips open or their diet soda open?  (We've all done it).  You're either Starving or super thirsty, and you just cannot continue shopping, until you've starting eating those chips or drinking that drink.

Well I was Pondering..... What if You saw someone at the store who was shopping but with an Open Beer Can Or Bottle/Box of wine?    Are they Super Thirsty or Super hungry?  ha ha ha ha  obviously not.  But what would you do if you saw it? I know that it would be super funny to see someone pushing they're cart around drinking a beer ( even though its super wrong , i still think it'd be hilarious)

Ok So this is pretty funny and it really happend.  Ok So At Walmart Ryker always has to see the Lobsters by the Sea Food section.  He always says HI LOSTERS HI LOSTERS!!   Well two days ago Ryker was Going poop on the potty and Tyler was in there , because he was gonna help him wipe.   After Ryker Pooped he looked in the toilet and Goes LOSTER EWE GROSS!!!  Gross LOSTER!!, then he flushed and says Bye bye Loster!!!  It was really funny!  Kind of random but funny!

Today I started a bath for my dog, and I went out of the bathroom to grab the dog, and Phoenix ran into the bathroom.  When I got back in there ( which was only like 5 secs later), Phoenix was sitting in the bathtub, fully dressed, chillin in the water!  So that was  perty funny too!

I'M SHOCKED!!!!! and I don't shock easily!!!!

Well As you know I have my 2 boys.  well every now and then I take them to burger king (when Ty flies and on Fridays with Anthony and Caleb after Kristy and Katy get off of work from Preschool).  Well I grew up with 4 brothers!  They weren't the ideal brothers growing up.... and I mean, they were rather destructive; more destructive than the average brother or boy. 

So, I think That If I would be shocked about something ,I'd have some sort of standard to look up to!  And I do!   So When I was at Burger King today (since Ty was flying today), Ryker and Phoenix were playing and having a great time!   I was glad that I didn't have to deal with any crying or anything.  When Ryker Yell's "MOM, I HAVE TO GO POTTY!!!!  So I look in his direction and he has his pants and underwear pulled down on the play ground with His 'lollies', out and shown to EVERYONE!!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!! RYKER PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!!!! Mommy! I have to go potty!  NOOOOOOOO !!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!  I  ran to him (it felt like slow mo!).  I got to him, finally,  and pulled his pants up before he defiled the Burger King Playground.  We went inside and went pee.  ahhhhhhhh.  At least he's potty trained I thought, rather than Me being embarrassed, that my son flashed the entire restaraunt with his 'lollies ' and me yelling from the top of my lungs NOOOOOOO!

I didn't ever think that I'd actually be schocked, from having 4 brothers that constructed utter chaos growing up.  But I realize I was wrong

cold schmold.... I GOTS THIS

Well The past week and a half The boys and I have had a cold.    If I have the same cold that the boys do.... Then they are doing a HECK of a lot better than I am!   Isn't it amazing How Kids can be sick, but just act so happy and run and play and run and play!!!!  They are like little magic people that don't care about their symptoms.

I, on the other hand just want to grab my antihistamines and my Ny-quil and Lay in bed with a straw in tow!  BLAAAAAA.   

But on the plus side; I'm sneezing a lot and I like to sneeze!  It's Like .2 sec Party in my nose!

Halloween fun, is finally DONE happy NOVEMBER

Well For Halloween!  Ryker was Napoleon Dynamite and Anthony was Pedro!  

Phoenix spilled Chocolate Milk all over his Skeleton costume and so I just put on The Whoopie Cushion Costume on him again.

Trick or Treating was sooooo funny this year!!! I have never seen anything like it!  Ryker and Anthony RACED to the Doorbells!  Like any kid would but  They would run and push each other on the grass and trip to get to the door bell!  If Anthony didn't get to ring the door bell he would cry and sulk and said he couldn't get the candy because, he didn't ring the doorbell!  It was hilarious!!!!  I'm not really explaining it that well, but its because I can't.... But the way it was, was HILARIOUS!  

I have never seen a Child run as fast as Ryker did to get to the doorbell!  It was sooooo funny! 

anyway Happy November!   I am one of those people that starts the Christmas Spirit on Nov 1st.  Yes, I know I'm crazy.  But I just listen to a little Christmas music hear and there and add a little more every day!   What can I say; I wouldn't mind the Christmas Season being 2 months long, so I'm celebrating it for that long ha ha ha.

unethical? I don't think so..... Part 2!!!!

OK so I forgot to put this down on my other blog, but its something that I learned; that some of the Lazy folks in the south don't like!!!!!

Ok so say you are in a Mall parking lot in Utah.... you know what I mean you browse and browse until you can find ANY parking spot.  Then you find one, and you are soooo happy!!! But you still have to walk a ways to get to the elevators.   You don't really care because it's still a better parking spot than the guy behind you, who has to drive around for a bit ... while you get to start shopping.  AM I right, Utah People? ( and for people who are unfamiliar with Utah that's how it is.)

Well down here in WR, people will wait for more than 10 min (which is a long time if you actually count it on a timer), for the closest parking spot they can get!

So this is a game that Tyler and I play.....

If we are walking out of the mall or walmart or target, or any other store for that matter; and we notice that a car is waiting for us, we take our time!!!! We will slowly unload the groceries, bags and kids.  Slowly buckle the kids in and slowly take the cart back, slowly walk back to the car.

Then mindlessly look through our diaper bag/purse for the keys, then finally get in the car, sit down take a few deep breaths, put the keys in.   Turn on the radio or the ipod.  Find the station or play list I/or ty likes.  Then buckle myself in and then turn the Motor on!  Sit and listen to a great song and THEN back out!!! And there will STILL Be a car waiting for you!!!!!!!!!

We take our jolly old time to see how lazy people are!!! People will be stuck behind them trying to get by!  But they will just be sitting there with there blinker on to turn into the soon empty spot!!!!  It's amazing how long people will wait!!!!    So Ty and I turned it into a game and people wait for the Min amount of a good 10 min!  NO JOKE!  

Funny huh.... try to see if Utah people will do that; I'm curious to know... then lemme know if they do!